Too Good to Pass Up. In Ireland, These Three Guys Walk Into a Post Office...

 


This can't possibly be true, can it?

Gardaí have launched an investigation after two men carried a dead body into an Irish post office in an apparent attempt to claim his pension.

The deceased pensioner was described in reports as being “propped up” by the men as they walked into the building in County Carlow on Friday morning.

The outlandish series of events began when one of the men entered the post office at about 11.30am on Friday, asking to collect a pension payment for an older man, the Irish Times reported. He was refused, with staff informing him that the pensioner would have to be present in order for the money to be handed over.

The man returned soon after with two other men, one of whom was in his 60s and appeared to be being supported by the two others. The younger men asked to be given his pension payment.

No cash was handed over and the two men fled the scene, abandoning the man’s body after a woman who had become suspicious raised the alarm with a staff member.

I know, "Weekend at Byrne's"

Comments

  1. TrailblazerJanuary 22, 2022 at 6:59 PM

    In most western countries this would have resulted in a recall of Parliament , an inquiry or voices of malfeasance not to mention is there life after death!!
    In Ireland , it's just another day, another Guinness.

    TB

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    1. The Disaffected LibJanuary 23, 2022 at 12:42 AM

      Yeah, pretty much.

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    2. rumleyfipsJanuary 23, 2022 at 2:52 AM

      Waking Ned Devine ?

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    3. The Disaffected LibJanuary 23, 2022 at 7:25 AM

      I suppose that could have been their inspiration, Rumley. All of this for one pension cheque. What would they do for the next month?

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  2. TrailblazerJanuary 23, 2022 at 8:20 AM

    Admittance fees to see the resurrection ?

    TB

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  3. Northern PoVJanuary 23, 2022 at 8:40 AM

    For inspiration look no further than Monty Python.

    He's not dead. he's just resting.

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